WHERE THA BOYZ LOOK TWICE

BIG UP BIG UP BIG UP! HERE'S ONE THAT'S SURE TO PLEASE EVERYONE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE WATFORD GAP! HERE IS BONK-TRANCE BEHEMOTH E-MOTION WITH THEIR NAUGHTY (AND ALSO SEXY) JAM "THE NAUGHTY NORTH AND THE SEXY SOUTH". I'D SAY IT'S "NSFW", BUT IT REALLY DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR JOB IS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME.

OUR RADIO ROX ARTIST PROFILE: CANDY FLIP

LET ME TAKE YOU DOWN, 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO... INTRODUCE A NEW FEATURE! IN THIS POST, WE AT OUR RADIO ROX TOWERS (THAT'S JUST WHAT I CALL MY BEDROOM!) ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE ONE OF THE MOST FORWARD-THINKING BANDS OF OUR TIME, CANDY FLIP.



THE DEPTH OF THEIR SOUND IS QUITE ASTOUNDING - THERE ARE PIANOS, GUITARS, ORGANS, HOTT DRUM BEATZ, AND WHAT ABOUT THAT HEAVENLY VOICE! DID YOU ENJOY MR. REGGAE'S INPUT ON THAT LAST VIDEO? I KNOW I DID. YES, THERE TRULY IS A LOT GOING ON SONICALLY IN THIS BAND'S MATERIAL.



THIS ONE IS MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE. "REDHILLS ROAD". I FIND THE TITLE ITSELF TO BE RATHER BEGUILING ACTUALLY; WHERE IS REDHILLS ROAD? REDHILLS ROAD COULD BE ANYWHERE. ANYWHERE! IT COULD BE THE STREET YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVE A BUNGALOW AT THE BOTTOM OF. IT COULD BE THE STREET YOUR FRIEND'S DAD PARKS HIS CAR ON WHEN HE'S WAITING TO PICK HIM UP FROM SCHOOL. IT COULD BE WHERE THE VILLAGE HALL IS, WHERE IN EARLY DECEMBER YOU GO TO THE CHRISTMAS FAIR (OR "FAYRE", IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST) AND WIN A GIFT SET OF "ROYAL JELLY" PRODUCTS ON THE TOMBOLA.



WITHOUT A DOUBT, THIS JAM, "THIS CAN BE REAL" IS DESTINED TO BECOME A SCHOOL DISCO CLASSIC. FACT ALERT: CANDY FLIP GET THEIR NAME FROM THEIR LOVE OF EATING SWEETS AT DISCOS AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAVING A REALLY "SWEET" TIME. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! WHAT TUCK SHOP FOODSTUFFS ARE YOU ENJOYING RIGHT NOW? I'VE GOT TO REP TEAM "WHAM" BAR!

SO I GUESS THIS IS THEIR BIGGEST HIT. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE WAY IN WHICH THEY HAVE TAKEN A CLASSIC BEATLES SONG AND PUT A CONTEMPORARY SPIN ON IT. FLYING VIOLINS? WHAT WOULD GEORGE HARRISON MAKE OF THAT? I THINK HE'D PROBABLY ENJOY IT! ALSO, IT'S REALLY REFRESHING TO SEE A BAND PLAYING WITH SMILES ON THEIR FACES (SOMETIMES). SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU ENDORSE CANDY FLIP'S BAGGY-STEP STYLINGS, OR DO YOU THINK THEY'RE A BIT TOO LEFT-FIELD AT THIS TIME? IT COULD BE THAT CANDY FLIP IS READY FOR THE WORLD, BUT THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR CANDY FLIP.

NEVER EVER EVER THOUGHT THAT WE'D BE HEARD OVERSEAS

SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT TODAY I THINK. MEET THE BOTANY BOYZ, A SUPER RICH (CHECK OUT THE HELICOPTER ACTION!) RAP TROUPE FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS. YEE-HAW! THESE HIP-HOPPING COWBOYS ARE VERY EAGER TO ASSERT THEIR INTELLECTUAL PROWESS ON THIS JAM - THEY CAN THINK OF MANY WAYS... TO MAKE LOTS OF MONEY, PRESUMABLY. AND HOW ABOUT THAT HOTT, THROBBING BASS LINE? THAT'S THE AURAL EQUIVALENT OF A GALLON OF COUGH SYRUP RIGHT THERE. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT SOME LEANING TO DO.

LEEEEEAN

(OUR RADIO ROX DOES NOT CONDONE THE ABUSE OF CODEINE AND/OR PROMETHAZINE. STAY SAFE!!!!)

ALWAYS TELL YOUR MUMMY

PINCH PUNCH! PSYCHE-WONK STALWARTS THE PRODIGY ARE KICKING OFF THEIR NOVEMBER AS THEY MEAN TO GO ON WITH CHARLY, A TOTAL BANGER WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT SAFETY. I THINK YOUNGER READERS OF OUR RADIO ROX REALLY NEED TO TAKE THEIR ADVICE ON BOARD HERE - STAY SAFE OUT THERE! WOAH, THAT CAT IS ROCKING OUT SIGNIFICANTLY! WHAT A VIDEO!

TO ME YOU'RE LIKE A GROWING ADDICTION THAT I CAN'T DENY

SO EVERYONE, AUTUMN IS REALLY STARTING TO SINK ITS FANGS INTO OUR COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS (DURKHEIM BABY WOAH) RIGHT NOW AND WE'VE ALL BEEN FINDING OURSELVES STANDING AT BUS STOPS GETTING VERY WET, (THANKS, RAIN) TIRED, (THANKS, INCREASINGLY DEMANDING LIFESTYLE) AND IMPATIENT (THANKS, ARRIVA/STAGECOACH/GO NORTH EAST). LET'S RISE ABOVE ALL THAT FOR A MOMENT THOUGH, AND ENJOY THIS ABSOULTELY SUBLIME SLUSH-GAZE CUT FROM SEAL - KISS FROM A ROSE. SEAL IS NOT SEAL. I THINK...?

WHATEVER HE IS, HE HAS A BANGING VOICE, WHICH IS JUST AS WELL BECAUSE THIS SONG IS ON THE NEW BATMAN FILM - IMAGINE HOW EMBARRASSED YOU'D BE IF YOU SANG ON THE NEW BATMAN FILM WITH A WIMPY VOICE!

YOU WANT TO MOVE THE WORLD? START WITH YOUR BODY

MUSIC VIDEOS SEEM TO BE GETTING MORE AND MORE IMPRESSIVE! THIS LATEST DISPATCH FROM GEOCITIES-HOUSE HEROES EIFFEL 65 MAKES USE OF THE VERY LATEST TECHNOLOGY, DELIVERING AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL TREAT FOR US ALL! MAYBE IN YEARS TO COME ALL MUSIC VIDEOS WILL BE COMPUTER-GENERATED. YOUNGER READERS: WANNA KOOL CAREER? DO YOUR BEST IN I.T! I DID, AND NOW OUR RADIO ROX IS THE HOTTEST (THE MOST HOTT) BLOG ON THE WWW! (WORLD WIDE WEBB)

FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK THAT'S WHERE I WAS AT

THE OUR RADIO ROX MACHINE IS WORKING ON FULL CAPACITY RIGHT NOW! SCENE-WATCH: THERE ARE SOME SERIOUSLY GRITTY SOUNDS ON BLAST IN SECONDARY SCHOOL CLOAKROOMS RIGHT NOW AND THERE APPEARS TO BE SCARCE LITTLE THAT HEADTEACHERS CAN DO ABOUT IT! SO THIS DAMAGING CUT FEATURES HEADPHONE-WEARING SEX-BRO CRAIG DAVID, I.E. THE MOST IMPORTANT VOCAL TALENT THE UK HAS SEEN SINCE THE SINGER OUT OF NORTH AND SOUTH TORE UP TOP OF THE POPS (VIDEO FEATURED ON OUR RADIO ROX A FEW WEEKS AGO!) RE-REWIND IS TURNING OUT TO BE QUITE A POLARISING JAM, SINCE THIS STYLE IS KINDA NEW AND WE'RE STILL ALL GETTING USED TO IT... BUT I THINK THAT IT REALLY SETS THE BENCHMARK FOR GARAGES MUSIC.